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Game of Cricket. Batting Vs Bowling

Game of Cricket: Bat Versus Ball I have always wondered if the game of cricket is biased towards the bat and so ball unfriendly. In jest I have the following  remedial measures to make the game more balanced ;-)  the bats should become wickets (so that they are wide and there is more chance of the ball hitting the bat-wicket) or have six wickets on each side. the batsman has to use the wicket (bat the size of wicket) to hit the ball. there should be a no run (like no ball) if the batsman gets out of the crease to hit the ball. All players (including bowlers) needs to bat (to end an innings), like wise you will need everyone to bowl (even the batsman!) to end an innings. like a free hit, you need to have instances when the batsman stands aside and allows the bowler to ball at the wickets to get him out. (one can always find a reason when the bowler has to get a free hit at the wickets!) the bowler can choose from a set of red, pink, white, tennis balls like the bats...

Digital Commo[n(on)]sense

Scene : Checked into a 5* in Mumbai, India. Want to try out the WiFi. A screen pops-up and asks for room number as the userid and surname as the Password. I try and get, "Invalid room number and Password Combination". My inference (illlogical) the hotel chaps must have goofed up my surname. I know my room number, I know my Surname! My Action  Me: Dial 0 Reception: How can I help you? ... Me: Looks like there is a cross talk Reception: No Sir, there is another girl laughing outside. Me: OK. The WiFi login page ..... Reception: I will connect you to the IT department ... Me: Hold ....... IT: Sir, you had a problem with WiFi .. can I help you. Me: Guess my surname has been spelled wrong ... IT: No Sir.. Please try to login .. Me: Surname ... IT: Please try sir, I am looking at the logs ... (creepy!) I will hold on Me Trying: 636, IT:Sir, you entered your surname wrong. Me:What? I know my surname! IT: You missed the second p the second time, Sir. Me:...